If you follow the assumption that men with um… “manliness” issues tend to overcompensate by buying enormous SUVs or powerful sports cars and adopting dangerous, aggressive dogs like Pit bulls, then I must be pretty damn comfortable about my own macho meter.
Meet Chiquita – Chico’s little sister. (Chico is the brandbuilder mascot, in case you were wondering) She only weighs .9 lbs right now.
All I need now is one of these, and I think we can safely brand me the manliest hombre in Twitterville. Booyah!