I have no explanation for it. Last night, it was dead. No pulse. Cold to the touch. Pupils unresponsive. It was 100% D.O.A. I tried to revive it using the most advanced scientific techniques, but nothing worked. I cried all night.
But when I got up this morning, it was alive again.
I don’t understand it. I’m happy about it, but I don’t understand it. It’s just… unnatural.
Let’s hope my ZUNE doesn’t try to bite me in the coming days. That would be bad.
I wonder… do iPods ever come back from the dead as well, or are zunes more prone to zombification?


















I think it is more likely that your Zune will try biting others Zune’s and iPods, maybe even a few iPhones and blackberry’s, to create an army of undead mobile devices. Of course do zombie mobile devices even need to bite or do they just utilize their existing wireless connections to pass on the undead infection?
The Zunebie can use its wi-fi social tool to infect other Zunes, yes. When it comes to the less socially developed iPods, old-fashioned bites work best.
So wait, you’re saying that the Zune bites?
Only dead the dead ones. ;D